sammiwolfe:

jexiou:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

NUMBER FIVE

It’s a thing where every time I see it I have to reblog it because satanism is all about fucking treating yourself right and giving respect to everyone who respects your back.

sammiwolfe:

jexiou:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

NUMBER FIVE

It’s a thing where every time I see it I have to reblog it because satanism is all about fucking treating yourself right and giving respect to everyone who respects your back.

(Source: leavingbones-exposed)

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tedbxndy:

people that don’t mind my interest in serial killers are the best kind of people

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gusanhazel:

"When you grow up… your heart dies." "Who cares?” "I care."

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theperksofbeing-kate:

daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25.

daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college.

daily reminder that the problems you’re facing today may seem like the worlds end, but they will not matter in a year.

daily reminder that you’re going to be okay.

everything is going to be okay.

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  • Reason to date me: I can define the difference between a serial killer and a spree killer.
  • Reason to not date me: I can define the difference between a serial killer and a spree killer.

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babyfacedscumbag:

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

Fuck…..

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dichotomized:

Major characteristics of each of the ten classes of necrophiles:
Class 1 - Roleplayers: Do not want to have sex with a dead person. Enjoy sex with a living person pretending to be dead.
Class 2 - Romantic necrophiles: Bereaved people, who would mummify a part of the body of their recently departed loved ones, and keep it with them in order to get psychosexual stimulation. Would not show a similar interest in any other dead body, i.e. body of a person with whom they were not romantically involved in life.
Class 3 - Necrophilia fantasizers: Fantasize intercourse with the dead. May visit cemeteries and funeral parlors and may masturbate in the presence of the dead.
Class 4 - Tactile necrophiles: Interest in dead bodies increases to the level of touching them. Like to stroke erotic parts of a dead body, such as breasts. May manipulate sexual organs of the dead in order to get an orgasm.
Class 5 - Fetishistic necrophiles: Cut up parts of a dead body – say a breast – mummify it, and keep it in their possession to use it as a fetish for their necrophiliac activities. Differ from class II necrophiles in the sense that they do it with the bodies of strangers with whom they held no romantic relationship in life. Thus they do not do it merely to fill a psychosexual vacuum left by the death of their loved ones.
Class 6 - Necromutilomaniacs: Interest in dead bodies is more than merely touching them. Necrophilic pleasure comes from mutilating a dead body.
Class 7 - Opportunist necrophiles: Actual sexual activity with the dead starts from this class. Normally these necrophiles would be content to have sexual intercourse with the living, but if an opportunity arose, would not refrain from having sexual intercourse with the dead. Necrophilic mortuary attendants belong to this class.
Class 8 - Regular necrophiles: The so-called ‘‘classic” necrophiles. They do not enjoy sexual intercourse with the living and prefer dead bodies for intercourse. They can however have sex with both living and dead persons. In this sense they differ from class X necrophiles, who can have sex only with dead persons.
Class 9 - Homicidal necrophiles: This penultimate category is the most dangerous of all, in the sense that they would kill a person in order to have intercourse with him or her. They are however capable of having sexual intercourse with the living, but the need for sexual intercourse with the dead is so great that they must kill human beings in order to have sexual intercourse with their dead bodies.
Class 10 - Exclusive necrophiles: Sexual intercourse is possible only with the dead, with the complete exclusion of living partners.

dichotomized:

Major characteristics of each of the ten classes of necrophiles:

Class 1 - Roleplayers: Do not want to have sex with a dead person. Enjoy sex with a living person pretending to be dead.

Class 2 - Romantic necrophiles: Bereaved people, who would mummify a part of the body of their recently departed loved ones, and keep it with them in order to get psychosexual stimulation. Would not show a similar interest in any other dead body, i.e. body of a person with whom they were not romantically involved in life.

Class 3 - Necrophilia fantasizers: Fantasize intercourse with the dead. May visit cemeteries and funeral parlors and may masturbate in the presence of the dead.

Class 4 - Tactile necrophiles: Interest in dead bodies increases to the level of touching them. Like to stroke erotic parts of a dead body, such as breasts. May manipulate sexual organs of the dead in order to get an orgasm.

Class 5 - Fetishistic necrophiles: Cut up parts of a dead body – say a breast – mummify it, and keep it in their possession to use it as a fetish for their necrophiliac activities. Differ from class II necrophiles in the sense that they do it with the bodies of strangers with whom they held no romantic relationship in life. Thus they do not do it merely to fill a psychosexual vacuum left by the death of their loved ones.

Class 6 - Necromutilomaniacs: Interest in dead bodies is more than merely touching them. Necrophilic pleasure comes from mutilating a dead body.

Class 7 - Opportunist necrophiles: Actual sexual activity with the dead starts from this class. Normally these necrophiles would be content to have sexual intercourse with the living, but if an opportunity arose, would not refrain from having sexual intercourse with the dead. Necrophilic mortuary attendants belong to this class.

Class 8 - Regular necrophiles: The so-called ‘‘classic” necrophiles. They do not enjoy sexual intercourse with the living and prefer dead bodies for intercourse. They can however have sex with both living and dead persons. In this sense they differ from class X necrophiles, who can have sex only with dead persons.

Class 9 - Homicidal necrophiles: This penultimate category is the most dangerous of all, in the sense that they would kill a person in order to have intercourse with him or her. They are however capable of having sexual intercourse with the living, but the need for sexual intercourse with the dead is so great that they must kill human beings in order to have sexual intercourse with their dead bodies.

Class 10 - Exclusive necrophiles: Sexual intercourse is possible only with the dead, with the complete exclusion of living partners.

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rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s incredibe

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tedbunny:

Serial killer John Wayne Gacy as Pogo the Clown.

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Modern House Words from Westeros

  • House Lannister: Back the Fuck Off
  • House Tully: Do the Right Thing
  • House Stark: Never forgive. Never Forget. Pack a sweater.
  • House Baratheon: Entitlement and Stubbornness go well together, don't you think?
  • House Arryn: You are all beneath me.
  • House Frey: You Shall Not Pass.
  • House Targaryen: Burn, Motherfuckers.
  • House Martell: We want no part in this.
  • House Tyrell: Won't Stop. Can't Stop.
  • House Greyjoy: Give me that thing. I want it.

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